Memorial Day Weekend!

So, as I stated earlier, I went an amusement park on Sunday. It was super fun, even though I got suckered into driving. 9 of us ended up there, and of course, I was the only one that got nervous about coasters. I cried in line for one. No, really. I ended up having the most fun on that ride though and I could have gone on it again.

Bf had me feeling super spoiled. He bought me dippin' dots, a pretzel and we ate in a restaurant there... BALLERRRRRRRR! Ilovehim.

On Monday, bf and I had a whole on of running around to do. He had lunch with some old college friends, I had some bbqs to attend and we had to go to his aunt's for dinner then to see my goddaughter.

Now, here is where it gets sticky. His hoopty doesn't have air conditioning so he gets all types of sweaty and gross. My baby, my Altima, Marley has all kinds of amenities. so in between lunches and bbqs I had to go get him and then go to his aunt's house.

But he finally got to meet my best guy friends, Spiph and Ron. I was nervous, but they liked him. whew.

So, all in all, it was a great time.

How was your MDW?

I just had a thought...

I'm pretty sure my best friend, Valerie, hates me.

Well maybe not hates me HOLY FUCK OPRAH LOOKS SO GOOD WITH HER HAIR LIKE THAT!!


I'm sorry. That happens sometimes.


but any way, Valerie has to think I'm a pain in the ass. I mean I move all the way across the country and I call her so I can cry like a blubbering idiot and I know that's gotta be annoying especially when there are so many other fun and awesome things one could be doing and the only reason she keeps me in her life is because she's concerned that I'm a suicide risk and she just doesn't want that blood on her hands.

Speaking of blood, did you know that horseshoe crabs have blue blood? It's because the elemental component of their hemoglobin in copper, not iron like ours.

Star Jones looks like a walrus.


I'm so sorry for this. Please return to your lives as they were, as I'm sure this doesn't even make sense anymore.


I <3 valerie. and oprah. and mexican food. fuck. there I go again.

I need a red bull.

NYE 2008 or is it 2009? whatever.

So I'm stuck in boring ass Houston for the ultimate drinking holiday of the year. My brother's friend has a sister my age but I don't know where she is so it looks like I'm stuck with my family tonight.





sigh.






So, I have decided that I'm getting drunk tonight if I go out tonight or not.

Pass the champagne, grandma.