Tuesday, June 9, 2009

The roomate strikes again...

I am starving.

But I cannot cook.

Because 1. there are no clean dishes and 2. because there is food in cooking vessels all over the kitchen.

Some of the dishes in the sink have been there for almost two weeks. I saw an ant today. This is no bueno.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Have you Ever...

gone to Taco Bell and ordered in spanish when the black lady behind the register clearly does not speak spanish and pretended to be very frustrated because she doesn't understand and you're like "dude, this is TACO BELL, why don't you know Spanish???" and then you storm out but then half way home you realize you never got your nachos and then you're temporarily sad again but then you realize it could be worse and you could be the confused cashier?

I have. Because I'm an asshole.


If I don't make them a little happier inside, I'll give them $5.

Reason #89345789475 nobody wants me in their religion...

So i was watching "What's Love Got to do With It" on VH1 the other day and I found it really funny. I know I shouldn't as a black woman who grew up n a home with domestic violence, but I couldn't help it. So I'm laughing as Tina gets her ass beat for not singing the songs to Ike's liking.

Then comes Nutbush.

awwwwwwww NUTBUSH!!!

Cracked out Ike rapes Tina to that song. Rapes her to a song called 'Nutbush.'

Now I don't condone domestic violence and I don't think rape is at all funny but.. shit. I guess you had to be there.