I'm not even joking. I would post her picture but that would just cause more drama than it's worth.
ugh. DOWNGRADE DOWNGRADE DOWNGRADE!!!!!!
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Who knew Trey Songz got his start on Tyra?!?!
please note the silky smooth yaki, freshly sewn in... it's beautiful. Beyaki, take notes.
OW! Tyra looks like she creamed her panties and smelled something awkward at the same time.
Voice even has the Trey face down.
OH. Around the 1:40 mark it cuts to some white lady repeating the praise Tyra gives herself so you can stop around there.
Or just keep watching if you're into that kind of thing.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
I've always been exposed to Mr. Williams, especially in the last few months because a certain person in my life was basically obsessed with him. And oddly, though it would annoy me if it was anyone else, I tolerated and even mildly enjoyed cyberstalking Pharrell through Australia. Just because it made that person happy. Sick, huh?
But I digress.
It's odd that soon after that person is out of my life, I fall totally in love with Skateboard P. Mostly because of this lovely display of fuckery in Paris.
I love a man who can make up a song about various foodstuffs off the top of his head. And of course accompany it with an awkward, Michael Jackson inspired dance.
I think I'm in love.
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
so I can't upload the pictures that I took yesterday at the beach! I actually had a lot of fun. I collected shells for Everett, drew in the sand and met a really nice family from Kentucky. I guess there's just gonna have to be lots of pics when I get back to DC on friday. Or maybe not. depends on how much work I can get done and I have a lot to do.
I'm not exactly sure what we're doing today. But the sun is all the way out today and I'm super excited. It's not that warm, only in the 60s, but I'll take it.
Monday, March 16, 2009
I totally woke up this morning thinking it was Tuesday and that made me very excited... cause there would only be 3 days left in this 'vacation.' Honestly, I would be content to stay in bed and watch TV all day, that's a vacation to me. But yesterday I was taken on a tour. A tour of what? THE BEACH.
I'm from California. Wtf.
It was so foggy that we couldn't see the beach anyway. I guess.
Then we went to an amazing seafood restaurant and the food was soooo yummy!
It's raining today. It's gonna be cold. I should have gone to Miami. But I'm gonna try my best to enjoy the rest of this trip. On the brighter side of things, I think we're going to the aquarium today which makes me super excited. really. I LOVE animals. That really made my morning.
Sunday, March 15, 2009
So we have just arrived in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. We should have been here hours ago, but it was supremely necessary to spend a few hours in North Carolina in a town called Leland. (Google Map that shit, promise you won't be disappointed.) Then we went to this awesome place called Golden Corral for dinner and it was absolutely fantastic.
I have also decided that my bestie's mom is the worst. driver. ever. I'm from California, I've seen some crazy shit on the roads but this lady has some screws loose. She swerves, stops short, stops RANDOMLY,(like brake lights a mile ahead, slam on the brakes type business) and is just generally not good at it. She was making me carsick with all the extracurricular movements.
The villa is really nice, and I just got a lecture on how timeshares work. Now the bestie and I are in our room watching Bridezillas. Good Shit. Wish me luck for the rest of this week. :)
Friday, March 13, 2009
I've been gone for a while, but I'm back. I promise. I've been thinking of new things to do here and how to keep it spicy and I've thought of a few things... for one, I'm gonna start incorporating vlogs... I've wanted to do that for a lonnnng time now but couldn't find imovie on my computer. Don't judge me. But then I found it! On the same day that I found that I could do a quick capture on youtube. But yes. This is the return. I'll be back later with a real post, but for now I gotta go pack. :)